Episode 15: Pocket ID as identity provider, tinyauth gate, offboarding script

Pocket ID replaces Forgejo as the OIDC provider for Outline, Vaultwarden and
NetBird; Forgejo logs in through it. Uptime Kuma sits behind tinyauth via
Caddy forward_auth (group ops), the public status page stays public.

offboarding/offboard.py switches one person off in every service with an API
and prints what a human still has to do: the shared passwords they could read.
Measured: SSO lock alone left 10 of 13 ways open for 45 minutes; the script
leaves 1 of 14, the vault copy on their laptop.

HARDENING.md: the ufw hairpin that broke Vaultwarden SSO and Kuma, the mesh
route into the docker bridges, and a fail2ban exception for Pocket ID.

.env.example

@@ -14,8 +14,8 @@ TZ=Europe/Berlin
 OUTLINE_PG_PASSWORD=CHANGE_ME_openssl_rand_hex_32
 OUTLINE_SECRET_KEY=CHANGE_ME_openssl_rand_hex_32
 OUTLINE_UTILS_SECRET=CHANGE_ME_openssl_rand_hex_32
-# From Forgejo: Site Administration -> Applications -> OAuth2
+# From Pocket ID (episode 15): Administration -> OIDC Clients, allowed group staff
-# Redirect URI: https://wiki.<DOMAIN>/auth/oidc.callback
+# Callback URL: https://wiki.<DOMAIN>/auth/oidc.callback
 OUTLINE_OIDC_CLIENT_ID=
 OUTLINE_OIDC_CLIENT_SECRET=
 
@@ -24,9 +24,9 @@ OUTLINE_OIDC_CLIENT_SECRET=
 VAULTWARDEN_ADMIN_TOKEN=CHANGE_ME_openssl_rand_hex_32
 # Flip to false once your team has signed up:
 VAULTWARDEN_SIGNUPS_ALLOWED=true
-# Single sign-on against your own Forgejo (episode 4).
+# Single sign-on (episode 4 with Forgejo, since episode 15 Pocket ID).
-# From Forgejo: Site Administration -> Applications -> OAuth2 Application
+# From Pocket ID: Administration -> OIDC Clients, allowed group staff
-# Redirect URI must be EXACTLY: https://vault.<DOMAIN>/identity/connect/oidc-signin
+# Callback URL must be EXACTLY: https://vault.<DOMAIN>/identity/connect/oidc-signin
 VAULTWARDEN_SSO_CLIENT_ID=
 VAULTWARDEN_SSO_CLIENT_SECRET=
 
@@ -84,3 +84,13 @@ OPS_ACTIONS_TOKEN=
 #   cscli bouncers add caddy-bouncer -o raw
 # Without it Caddy still starts, but blocks nothing and logs auth errors.
 CROWDSEC_BOUNCER_KEY=
+
+# --- Episode 15: Pocket ID + tinyauth ---------------------------------------
+# Encrypts Pocket ID's signing keys at rest:  openssl rand -base64 32
+# Then open https://id.<DOMAIN>/setup IMMEDIATELY: until the first admin
+# exists, that page belongs to whoever finds it first (scanners did, in seconds).
+POCKET_ID_ENCRYPTION_KEY=
+# The OIDC client "Tinyauth" in Pocket ID
+# (callback https://auth.<DOMAIN>/api/oauth/callback/pocketid, allowed group ops).
+TINYAUTH_CLIENT_ID=
+TINYAUTH_CLIENT_SECRET=

.gitignore

@@ -6,3 +6,5 @@ backup/backup.log
 .playwright-mcp/
 logs/
 ops-readonly/token.env
+offboarding/offboard.env
+__pycache__/

Caddyfile

@@ -85,7 +85,25 @@ vault.{$DOMAIN} {
 status.{$DOMAIN} {
 	import common
 	import crowdsec
+	# episode 15: the Kuma UI only behind the login gate (tinyauth, group ops).
+	# Status pages, badges and push heartbeats stay public.
+	@public path /status/* /api/status-page/* /api/badge/* /api/push/* /assets/* /upload/* /icon.svg /favicon.ico /manifest.json
+	handle @public {
 		reverse_proxy uptime-kuma:3001
+	}
+	handle {
+		forward_auth tinyauth:3000 {
+			uri /api/auth/caddy
+			copy_headers Remote-User Remote-Email Remote-Groups
+			# tinyauth v5 answers 401 and names its login page in a header;
+			# without this the browser only ever sees {"message":"Unauthorized"}
+			@login status 401
+			handle_response @login {
+				redir {rp.header.X-Tinyauth-Location} 302
+			}
+		}
+		reverse_proxy uptime-kuma:3001
+	}
 }
 
 # Push notifications (episode 6). Websockets and long polling pass through as-is.
@@ -125,3 +143,17 @@ vpn.{$DOMAIN} {
 	# Dashboard (everything else)
 	reverse_proxy /* netbird-dashboard:80
 }
+
+# Identity provider (episode 15). Everyone logs in here, with a passkey.
+id.{$DOMAIN} {
+	import common
+	import crowdsec
+	reverse_proxy pocket-id:1411
+}
+
+# Login gate for services without their own SSO (episode 15), used by forward_auth.
+auth.{$DOMAIN} {
+	import common
+	import crowdsec
+	reverse_proxy tinyauth:3000
+}

HARDENING.md

@@ -558,3 +558,47 @@ live run the model delivered 4 of 5 routes in 30 s, the script 5 of 5 in
 and `git push` failed, because it had exempted `git-upload-pack` only. The one
 thing a model could add, the explanation, read "known attack pattern for RCE"
 on a request it had just classified as a false positive.
+
+## Episode 15: your own identity provider, and three things the firewall broke quietly
+
+**Containers could not reach the box's own public name.** Since ufw went on in
+episode 10, every container on the `proxy` network that called
+`https://<service>.<DOMAIN>` hit `[UFW BLOCK] ... DST=<box-ip> DPT=443`. Vaultwarden
+single sign-on died with "Failed to discover OpenID provider", and Uptime Kuma
+listed git, wiki and vault as down for twelve days straight, about 800 down
+heartbeats a day. Kuma only notifies on a status change, and the last one was on
+the day ufw went on.
+Every OIDC client has to reach the provider, so this is not optional:
+
+```sh
+ufw allow proto tcp from 172.18.0.0/16 to <box-ip> port 443 comment "hairpin: containers to OIDC provider"
+```
+
+**The mesh could not reach the containers either.** Docker's own `DOCKER` chain
+drops traffic into a bridge unless a port is published, and NetBird's ACCEPT in
+`FORWARD` comes after it. `trusted_host_interfaces` (episode 5) only fixes the
+raw table. Put this into the `DOCKER-USER` block of `/etc/ufw/after.rules`,
+before the eth0 lines:
+
+```
+-A DOCKER-USER -i wt0 -o br-+ -j ACCEPT
+```
+
+**fail2ban locked out people logging in.** The `caddy-probes` jail counts
+401/403/404. Pocket ID's login page asks `/api/users/me` (401 without a session)
+and the logo (404) on every load. Ten page loads in a minute and the employee is
+banned for an hour. Narrow exception in `filter.d/caddy-probes.conf`:
+
+```
+ignoreregex = "uri":"/api/users/me"
+              "uri":"/api/application-images/
+```
+
+**Pocket ID's `/setup` belongs to whoever opens it first.** A scanner fetched
+the new host within seconds of the certificate. Create the admin right after
+`docker compose up -d pocket-id`, before anything else.
+
+**The login gate keeps its own session.** tinyauth checks Pocket ID once and
+then trusts its cookie for 24 hours (`TINYAUTH_AUTH_SESSIONEXPIRY`), whatever
+happens to the account. `offboarding/offboard.py` deletes those sessions. By hand: delete the person's
+rows from the `sessions` table in `tinyauth.db`, or shorten the expiry.

README.md

@@ -189,6 +189,20 @@ people. Note that joining is three steps, not two: you invite, they log in,
 and then an owner has to **confirm** them. Until that confirmation, a member
 sees no shared items at all.
 
+## One identity provider, and an offboarding that ends at zero (Episode 15)
+
+Since episode 15 everyone logs in through **Pocket ID** (`id.<DOMAIN>`, passkeys,
+groups): Forgejo, Outline, Vaultwarden and NetBird are its OIDC clients, and
+Uptime Kuma sits behind **tinyauth** (`auth.<DOMAIN>`) via Caddy `forward_auth`.
+Group `staff` gets the apps, group `ops` gets the monitoring UI; the public status
+page stays public. Both together need about 50 MB of RAM.
+
+Switching someone off in the provider is not the same as offboarding them:
+[`offboarding/`](offboarding/) has the numbers and the script that goes through
+every service in about a second, and ends with the list of passwords a human
+still has to change. The three firewall traps this uncovered are in
+[HARDENING.md](HARDENING.md#episode-15-your-own-identity-provider-and-three-things-the-firewall-broke-quietly).
+
 ## Alerts that reach you (Episode 6)
 
 A monitor nobody hears is a dashboard. Episode 6 adds a push channel you own

compose.yml

@@ -3,8 +3,10 @@
 #
 # One server. One file. Your whole company stack:
 #   caddy       reverse proxy + automatic HTTPS
-#   forgejo     git hosting + CI (also acts as SSO/OIDC provider)
+#   forgejo     git hosting + CI (was the SSO/OIDC provider until episode 15)
-#   outline     team wiki (logs in via Forgejo SSO)
+#   outline     team wiki (logs in via Pocket ID)
+#   pocket-id   identity provider, passkeys + groups (episode 15)
+#   tinyauth    login gate for services without SSO (episode 15)
 #   vaultwarden password manager (Bitwarden-compatible)
 #   uptime-kuma monitoring + alerts
 #   ntfy        push notifications for those alerts (episode 6)
@@ -51,6 +53,8 @@ volumes:
   ntfy_data:
   ntfy_cache:
   n8n_data:
+  pocket_id_data:
+  tinyauth_data:
   wg_data:
   docker_certs:
   dind_data:
@@ -96,6 +100,12 @@ services:
       # the container name has to be listed. "external" keeps ordinary public
       # webhook targets working (episode 8).
       FORGEJO__webhook__ALLOWED_HOST_LIST: "external,n8n"
+      # Episode 15: people log in with Pocket ID (auth source "PocketID", added
+      # once with: forgejo admin auth add-oauth ...). An SSO login is linked to
+      # the existing account with the same mail address instead of a duplicate.
+      FORGEJO__oauth2_client__ENABLE_AUTO_REGISTRATION: "true"
+      FORGEJO__oauth2_client__ACCOUNT_LINKING: auto
+      FORGEJO__oauth2_client__USERNAME: nickname
     ports:
       - "2222:22"       # git over SSH
     volumes:
@@ -133,14 +143,14 @@ services:
       FILE_STORAGE: local
       FILE_STORAGE_LOCAL_ROOT_DIR: /var/lib/outline/data
       FORCE_HTTPS: "false"   # TLS terminates at caddy
-      # --- SSO via your own Forgejo (set up the OAuth2 app first, see README) ---
+      # --- SSO via Pocket ID (episode 15; Forgejo was the provider until then) ---
       OIDC_CLIENT_ID: ${OUTLINE_OIDC_CLIENT_ID}
       OIDC_CLIENT_SECRET: ${OUTLINE_OIDC_CLIENT_SECRET}
-      OIDC_AUTH_URI: https://git.${DOMAIN}/login/oauth/authorize
+      OIDC_AUTH_URI: https://id.${DOMAIN}/authorize
-      OIDC_TOKEN_URI: https://git.${DOMAIN}/login/oauth/access_token
+      OIDC_TOKEN_URI: https://id.${DOMAIN}/api/oidc/token
-      OIDC_USERINFO_URI: https://git.${DOMAIN}/login/oauth/userinfo
+      OIDC_USERINFO_URI: https://id.${DOMAIN}/api/oidc/userinfo
-      OIDC_LOGOUT_URI: https://git.${DOMAIN}/logout
+      OIDC_LOGOUT_URI: https://id.${DOMAIN}/api/oidc/end-session
-      OIDC_DISPLAY_NAME: Forgejo
+      OIDC_DISPLAY_NAME: Pocket ID
       OIDC_SCOPES: openid profile email
     volumes:
       - outline_data:/var/lib/outline/data
@@ -153,20 +163,22 @@ services:
       DOMAIN: https://vault.${DOMAIN}
       ADMIN_TOKEN: ${VAULTWARDEN_ADMIN_TOKEN}
       SIGNUPS_ALLOWED: "${VAULTWARDEN_SIGNUPS_ALLOWED:-true}"  # set to false after your team joined!
-      # --- Single sign-on via your own Forgejo (episode 4) ---
+      # --- Single sign-on (episode 4 with Forgejo, since episode 15 Pocket ID) ---
-      # Create the OAuth2 app in Forgejo FIRST: Site Administration ->
+      # Create the OIDC client in Pocket ID FIRST. Its callback URL must be exactly:
-      # Applications -> OAuth2. Its redirect URI must be exactly:
       #   https://vault.${DOMAIN}/identity/connect/oidc-signin
       # That path is not documented in the UI. Getting it wrong fails only
-      # AFTER the Forgejo login, which is why it costs people twenty minutes.
+      # AFTER the provider login, which is why it costs people twenty minutes.
       SSO_ENABLED: "true"
-      # Just the base URL. Vaultwarden reads Forgejo's discovery document
+      # Just the base URL. Vaultwarden reads the discovery document
       # (/.well-known/openid-configuration) from here on the first login.
-      SSO_AUTHORITY: https://git.${DOMAIN}
+      # SSO_AUTH_ONLY_NOT_SESSION stays false (default): every token refresh
+      # asks the provider again, so a person disabled there is out at the next
+      # refresh. Episode 15 measured why that alone was not enough with Forgejo.
+      SSO_AUTHORITY: https://id.${DOMAIN}
       SSO_CLIENT_ID: ${VAULTWARDEN_SSO_CLIENT_ID}
       SSO_CLIENT_SECRET: ${VAULTWARDEN_SSO_CLIENT_SECRET}
       # Vaultwarden prepends "openid" itself, so listing it here again shows up
-      # duplicated on the Forgejo consent screen. Harmless, but untidy.
+      # duplicated on the consent screen. Harmless, but untidy.
       SSO_SCOPES: "profile email"
       # Attach an SSO login to the existing account with the same mail address
       # instead of creating a duplicate. Turn this on BEFORE people log in.
@@ -247,6 +259,54 @@ services:
       - ./backup/backup.log:/backup/backup.log:ro
     networks: [proxy]
 
+  # Identity provider (episode 15). Forgejo used to be the OIDC provider for
+  # outline, vaultwarden and netbird. Now everyone logs in here, with a
+  # passkey, and switching one person off happens in one place. Pocket ID is
+  # small enough for a 4 GB box; groups decide who gets which service.
+  pocket-id:
+    image: ghcr.io/pocket-id/pocket-id:v2.16.0
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    environment:
+      APP_URL: https://id.${DOMAIN}
+      # Caddy sits in front, so trust X-Forwarded-For for the audit log.
+      TRUST_PROXY: "true"
+      # Encrypts the signing keys at rest. Generate once: openssl rand -base64 32
+      ENCRYPTION_KEY: ${POCKET_ID_ENCRYPTION_KEY}
+      ANALYTICS_DISABLED: "true"
+    volumes:
+      - pocket_id_data:/app/data
+    networks: [proxy]
+
+  # Login gate for services without their own SSO (episode 15). Caddy asks
+  # tinyauth on every request (forward_auth); tinyauth sends people to Pocket
+  # ID and lets through only members of the right group. No docker socket,
+  # apps are configured below, not via labels.
+  tinyauth:
+    image: ghcr.io/tinyauthapp/tinyauth:v5.2.0
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    environment:
+      TINYAUTH_APPURL: https://auth.${DOMAIN}
+      TINYAUTH_LABELPROVIDER: none
+      TINYAUTH_ANALYTICS_ENABLED: "false"
+      TINYAUTH_DATABASE_PATH: /data/tinyauth.db
+      TINYAUTH_AUTH_SECURECOOKIE: "true"
+      TINYAUTH_AUTH_TRUSTEDPROXIES: 172.18.0.0/16
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_AUTOREDIRECT: pocketid
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_NAME: Pocket ID
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_CLIENTID: ${TINYAUTH_CLIENT_ID}
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_CLIENTSECRET: ${TINYAUTH_CLIENT_SECRET}
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_AUTHURL: https://id.${DOMAIN}/authorize
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_TOKENURL: https://id.${DOMAIN}/api/oidc/token
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_USERINFOURL: https://id.${DOMAIN}/api/oidc/userinfo
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_REDIRECTURL: https://auth.${DOMAIN}/api/oauth/callback/pocketid
+      TINYAUTH_OAUTH_PROVIDERS_POCKETID_SCOPES: openid email profile groups
+      # Uptime Kuma: only the Pocket ID group "ops" gets past the gate.
+      TINYAUTH_APPS_KUMA_CONFIG_DOMAIN: status.${DOMAIN}
+      TINYAUTH_APPS_KUMA_OAUTH_GROUPS: ops
+    volumes:
+      - tinyauth_data:/data
+    networks: [proxy]
+
   # Optional starter VPN — enable with:  docker compose --profile vpn up -d
   # (The proper Netbird mesh deployment is Episode 5.)
   wg-easy:

offboarding/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+# Offboarding (episode 15)
+
+Someone leaves. Switching them off in the single sign-on is not offboarding.
+Measured on the demo box, with a test employee who had the access a real one has:
+
+| After | Ways still open |
+| --- | --- |
+| Forgejo login prohibited (Forgejo was the SSO provider) | **10 of 13**, unchanged for 45 minutes |
+| Pocket ID account disabled, nothing else | **12 of 14** |
+| `./offboard.py <user>` (about one second) | **1 of 14**: the vault copy on their laptop |
+
+What stayed open with only the SSO switched off: the wiki session (valid for
+three months) and its API key, the vault sync (Forgejo kept handing out fresh
+tokens to the locked account), a new vault login with the master password, the
+local vault copy, the mesh peer (expires after 24 h), the automation account,
+both notification logins, and the monitoring password everybody knows.
+
+## Run it
+
+On the box, as root:
+
+```sh
+cd /opt/selfhostedops-stack/offboarding
+cp offboard.env.example offboard.env && chmod 600 offboard.env   # fill in once
+./offboard.py sam --dry-run    # looks, changes nothing
+./offboard.py sam
+```
+
+It disables the person in Pocket ID first (no new logins, refresh tokens
+refused), then per service: deletes the tinyauth gate sessions, prohibits the
+Forgejo login and deletes the SSH keys, suspends the Outline user, disables the
+Vaultwarden user (which also logs out every device), deletes the NetBird user
+with its peers, deletes the n8n user, deletes the ntfy user with its tokens.
+Every step can run twice. A step that fails says why and the others still run.
+
+Then it prints what only a human can do. The important line is this one:
+
+```
+Vaultwarden: remove the user from organization 'Northwind Labs' (needs an org
+owner) and CHANGE THE 6 SHARED PASSWORDS they could read. A copy on their
+laptop still opens with their master password, offline, forever.
+```
+
+That is not a figure of speech. After the script, on the test laptop, with the
+network namespace cut off, `bw unlock` still opened all six shared entries in
+clear text. No server-side switch reaches a file on someone else's disk.
+Rotation is the offboarding step for everything they could read.
+
+## What the keys in offboard.env may do
+
+| Key | Scope | Why |
+| --- | --- | --- |
+| `POCKET_ID_API_KEY` | admin API, set an expiry | disable the user |
+| `FORGEJO_ADMIN_TOKEN` | `write:admin`, `write:user` | prohibit login, delete keys, list tokens |
+| `OUTLINE_API_KEY` | an admin's key | suspend |
+| `NETBIRD_PAT` | service user, role admin, 30 days | delete user and peers |
+| `N8N_API_KEY` | only `user:list`, `user:read`, `user:delete` | delete the user |
+
+This file is the most powerful thing on the box after root. Keep it at 600,
+give every key an expiry, and renew them on purpose.
+
+## Traps we hit while building it
+
+- **Vaultwarden admin routes want JSON.** `POST /admin/users/<id>/disable`
+  without a JSON content type is not a 403, it is a 404, and it looks exactly
+  like "user not found".
+- **Vaultwarden rate-limits the admin login** (a handful per five minutes). Two
+  test runs back to back and the third one gets 429. The script says so.
+- **An old n8n API key cannot delete users.** Keys created before scopes
+  existed, or with the wrong ones, get 403. Create one with `user:delete`.
+- **Forgejo tokens:** an admin can list a user's tokens (`Sudo:` header) but
+  deleting one needs the owner's password. `prohibit_login` blocks them, so the
+  script names them instead.
+- **Outline 1.10** lists an admin only their own API keys. Suspending the user
+  refuses their keys and browser sessions anyway (measured: 401 and 403).
+- **Group restriction in Pocket ID is a separate switch.** Setting allowed
+  groups on a client via the API leaves `isGroupRestricted` false, and the UI
+  then says "Any user can sign in to this client". Set both.

offboarding/offboard.env.example

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+# offboard.env: copy to offboard.env (chmod 600), fill in, never commit.
+# DOMAIN and VAULTWARDEN_ADMIN_TOKEN are read from the stack's .env.
+
+# Pocket ID: Settings -> Admin -> API Keys (set an expiry)
+POCKET_ID_API_KEY=
+# Forgejo: forgejo admin user generate-access-token --username <admin> --token-name offboarding --scopes write:admin --raw
+FORGEJO_ADMIN_TOKEN=
+# Outline: API key of a workspace admin (Settings -> API)
+OUTLINE_API_KEY=
+# NetBird: service user with role admin -> personal access token
+NETBIRD_PAT=
+# n8n: Settings -> n8n API (owner)
+N8N_API_KEY=

offboarding/offboard.py

@@ -0,0 +1,216 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Offboarding for the selfhostedops stack (episode 15).
+
+    ./offboard.py <username> [--dry-run]
+
+Run it on the box, as root, from this directory. It switches one person off in
+every service that has an API for it, one step after the other, and prints
+what it did. At the end it prints what only a human can do: the shared
+passwords that person could read are not safe until someone changes them.
+
+Nothing clever happens here. Each block is one service, one or two API calls.
+Credentials come from offboard.env (see offboard.env.example), the
+Vaultwarden admin token from the stack's own .env.
+
+Order matters a little: the identity provider goes first, so no new login is
+possible while the rest is still running.
+"""
+import http.cookiejar, json, os, sqlite3, subprocess, sys, time, urllib.parse, urllib.request
+
+HERE = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
+STACK = os.path.dirname(HERE)
+
+
+def load_env(path):
+    env = {}
+    for line in open(path):
+        line = line.strip()
+        if line and not line.startswith("#") and "=" in line:
+            k, v = line.split("=", 1)
+            env[k] = v.strip().strip('"')
+    return env
+
+
+CFG = {**load_env(os.path.join(STACK, ".env")), **load_env(os.path.join(HERE, "offboard.env"))}
+DOMAIN = CFG["DOMAIN"]
+todo, report, started = [], [], time.time()
+
+
+def ip(service):
+    # Admin endpoints that Caddy keeps closed (vaultwarden /admin, the n8n API) are
+    # called on the container itself. The box is on the docker bridge, so this works.
+    out = subprocess.run(["docker", "inspect", "-f", "{{range .NetworkSettings.Networks}}{{.IPAddress}} {{end}}",
+                          f"selfhostedops-stack-{service}-1"], capture_output=True, text=True).stdout.split()
+    return out[0]
+
+
+def volume(name):
+    return subprocess.run(["docker", "volume", "inspect", "-f", "{{.Mountpoint}}", f"selfhostedops-stack_{name}"],
+                          capture_output=True, text=True).stdout.strip()
+
+
+def call(method, url, body=None, headers=None, form=False, opener=None):
+    data = None
+    headers = dict(headers or {})
+    if body is not None and form:
+        data = urllib.parse.urlencode(body).encode()
+        headers["Content-Type"] = "application/x-www-form-urlencoded"
+    elif body is not None:
+        data = json.dumps(body).encode()
+        headers["Content-Type"] = "application/json"
+    req = urllib.request.Request(url, data=data, headers=headers, method=method)
+    try:
+        with (opener or urllib.request.build_opener()).open(req, timeout=20) as r:
+            raw = r.read()
+            return r.status, json.loads(raw) if raw[:1] in (b"{", b"[") else raw.decode(errors="replace")
+    except urllib.error.HTTPError as e:
+        return e.code, e.read().decode(errors="replace")[:200]
+
+
+def step(service, what, ok, detail=""):
+    report.append((service, what, ok))
+    print(f"{time.time() - started:6.1f}s  [{'ok' if ok else '!!'}] {service:12} {what} {detail}".rstrip(), flush=True)
+
+
+def pocket_id(user):
+    h = {"X-API-KEY": CFG["POCKET_ID_API_KEY"]}
+    base = f"https://id.{DOMAIN}/api"
+    s, j = call("GET", f"{base}/users?search={urllib.parse.quote(user)}", headers=h)
+    hits = [u for u in (j.get("data", []) if s == 200 else []) if u["username"] == user]
+    if not hits:
+        return step("pocket-id", "user not found", False)
+    u = hits[0]
+    dto = {k: u[k] for k in ("username", "email", "firstName", "lastName", "isAdmin", "locale")}
+    if not DRY:
+        s, _ = call("PUT", f"{base}/users/{u['id']}", {**dto, "disabled": True}, h)
+    step("pocket-id", "disabled (no new login, refresh tokens refused)", DRY or s == 200)
+    return u["email"]
+
+
+def forgejo(user):
+    h = {"Authorization": "token " + CFG["FORGEJO_ADMIN_TOKEN"]}
+    base = f"https://git.{DOMAIN}/api/v1"
+    if not DRY:
+        s, _ = call("PATCH", f"{base}/admin/users/{user}", {"login_name": user, "source_id": 0, "prohibit_login": True}, h)
+        step("forgejo", "prohibit_login (web, git over ssh and https, api)", s == 200)
+    s, keys = call("GET", f"{base}/users/{user}/keys", headers=h)
+    for k in keys if s == 200 else []:
+        if not DRY:
+            s2, _ = call("DELETE", f"{base}/admin/users/{user}/keys/{k['id']}", headers=h)
+        step("forgejo", f"ssh key '{k['title']}' deleted", DRY or s2 == 204)
+    # An admin may list a user's access tokens (Sudo header), but deleting one needs the
+    # owner's password (basic auth). prohibit_login already blocks them, so: name them.
+    s, toks = call("GET", f"{base}/users/{user}/tokens", headers={**h, "Sudo": user})
+    names = [t["name"] for t in toks] if s == 200 else []
+    if names:
+        todo.append(f"Forgejo: access tokens {names} are blocked by prohibit_login but still exist; "
+                    "delete them if the account is ever re-enabled (only the owner can)")
+
+
+def outline(email):
+    h = {"Authorization": "Bearer " + CFG["OUTLINE_API_KEY"]}
+    base = f"https://wiki.{DOMAIN}/api"
+    s, j = call("POST", f"{base}/users.list", {"query": email, "filter": "all"}, h)
+    hits = [u for u in (j.get("data", []) if s == 200 else []) if u.get("email") == email]
+    if not hits:
+        return step("outline", "user not found", False)
+    uid = hits[0]["id"]
+    if not DRY:
+        s, _ = call("POST", f"{base}/users.suspend", {"id": uid}, h)
+    step("outline", "suspended (browser session and api keys refused)", DRY or s == 200)
+    # Outline 1.10 lists an admin only their own API keys, so the user's keys cannot be
+    # deleted from here. A suspended user's keys and browser sessions are refused anyway.
+
+
+def vaultwarden(email):
+    jar = urllib.request.build_opener(urllib.request.HTTPCookieProcessor(http.cookiejar.CookieJar()))
+    base = f"http://{ip('vaultwarden')}"
+    s, _ = call("POST", f"{base}/admin", {"token": CFG["VAULTWARDEN_ADMIN_TOKEN"]}, form=True, opener=jar)
+    if s != 200:  # 429: the admin login allows only a few tries per 5 minutes
+        return step("vaultwarden", f"admin login refused (HTTP {s}), run again in 5 minutes", False)
+    s, users = call("GET", f"{base}/admin/users", opener=jar)
+    hits = [u for u in (users if s == 200 else []) if u["email"] == email]
+    if not hits:
+        return step("vaultwarden", "user not found", False)
+    uid = hits[0]["id"]
+    if not DRY:
+        # The admin routes only match with a JSON content type, without a body they answer 404.
+        s, _ = call("POST", f"{base}/admin/users/{uid}/disable", {}, opener=jar)
+    step("vaultwarden", "disabled + all devices logged out", DRY or s == 200)
+    # What could this person read? The item names are encrypted, the count is not.
+    db = volume("vaultwarden_data") + "/db.sqlite3"
+    q = ("SELECT o.name, COUNT(DISTINCT cc.cipher_uuid) FROM users_organizations uo "
+         "JOIN organizations o ON o.uuid = uo.org_uuid "
+         "JOIN collections c ON c.org_uuid = uo.org_uuid "
+         "LEFT JOIN users_collections ucl ON ucl.collection_uuid = c.uuid AND ucl.user_uuid = uo.user_uuid "
+         "JOIN ciphers_collections cc ON cc.collection_uuid = c.uuid "
+         "WHERE uo.user_uuid = ? AND (uo.access_all = 1 OR ucl.user_uuid IS NOT NULL) GROUP BY o.name")
+    # ponytail: direct collection grants only; add collections_groups if you use Vaultwarden groups
+    rows = sqlite3.connect(f"file:{db}?mode=ro", uri=True).execute(q, (uid,)).fetchall()
+    for org, n in rows:
+        todo.append(f"Vaultwarden: remove the user from organization '{org}' (needs an org owner) and "
+                    f"CHANGE THE {n} SHARED PASSWORDS they could read. A copy on their laptop still opens "
+                    f"with their master password, offline, forever.")
+
+
+def netbird(email):
+    h = {"Authorization": "Token " + CFG["NETBIRD_PAT"]}
+    base = f"https://vpn.{DOMAIN}/api"
+    s, users = call("GET", f"{base}/users", headers=h)
+    s2, peers = call("GET", f"{base}/peers", headers=h)
+    for u in [u for u in (users if s == 200 else []) if u.get("email") == email]:
+        mine = [p["name"] for p in (peers if s2 == 200 else []) if p.get("user_id") == u["id"]]
+        if not DRY:
+            s3, _ = call("DELETE", f"{base}/users/{u['id']}", headers=h)
+        step("netbird", f"user deleted with its peers {mine}", DRY or s3 == 200)
+
+
+def n8n(email):
+    h = {"X-N8N-API-KEY": CFG["N8N_API_KEY"]}
+    base = f"http://{ip('n8n')}:5678/api/v1"
+    s, u = call("GET", f"{base}/users/{urllib.parse.quote(email)}", headers=h)
+    if s == 404:
+        return step("n8n", "no such user (already gone)", True)
+    if s != 200:
+        return step("n8n", f"lookup failed (HTTP {s})", False)
+    if not DRY:
+        s, _ = call("DELETE", f"{base}/users/{u['id']}", headers=h)
+    step("n8n", "user deleted (workflows stay with the instance owner)", DRY or s in (200, 204), "" if DRY else f"HTTP {s}")
+
+
+def ntfy(user):
+    cmd = ["docker", "compose", "-f", os.path.join(STACK, "compose.yml"), "exec", "-T", "ntfy", "ntfy", "user", "del", user]
+    r = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True) if not DRY else None
+    gone = DRY or r.returncode == 0 or "does not exist" in r.stderr + r.stdout  # a second run is fine
+    step("ntfy", "user and its tokens deleted", gone, "" if DRY else (r.stdout + r.stderr).strip())
+
+
+def tinyauth(email):
+    # tinyauth keeps its own session for a day and does not ask Pocket ID again.
+    n = 0
+    if not DRY:
+        with sqlite3.connect(volume("tinyauth_data") + "/tinyauth.db") as db:
+            n = db.execute("DELETE FROM sessions WHERE email = ?", (email,)).rowcount
+    step("tinyauth", f"{n} gate sessions deleted", True)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    if len(sys.argv) < 2 or not sys.argv[1].replace("-", "").isalnum():
+        sys.exit(__doc__)
+    USER, DRY = sys.argv[1], "--dry-run" in sys.argv
+    print(f"offboarding {USER}" + ("  (DRY RUN: only looks, changes nothing)" if DRY else ""))
+    email = pocket_id(USER) or f"{USER}@{DOMAIN}"
+    for fn, arg in ((tinyauth, email), (forgejo, USER), (outline, email), (vaultwarden, email),
+                    (netbird, email), (n8n, email), (ntfy, USER)):
+        try:
+            fn(arg)
+        except Exception as e:  # one broken service must not stop the others
+            step(fn.__name__, f"FAILED: {e}", False)
+    todo.append("Uptime Kuma and anything else with a shared login: change that password now")
+    todo.append("Get the laptop back. Until then assume every local copy is readable.")
+    failed = [r for r in report if not r[2]]
+    print(f"\n{len(report) - len(failed)} of {len(report)} steps done in {time.time() - started:.1f} s"
+          + (f", {len(failed)} FAILED, check above" if failed else ""))
+    print("\nStill for a human:")
+    for t in todo:
+        print("  - " + t)